Commence operation: OH SHIT WADDUP

"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms) 08/08/2016 at 15:17 • Filed to: None

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Hello, Oppo. You haven’t heard from me for a while, mainly because I’ve been in a bunker silently repeating “hulkmania, brother” to myself for the past months.

As the leader of the resistance against the fake president Benjamin Rolland (cursed be his name) I must now concede to his rule and consolidate our forces. Separate, we are weak, and together, it makes literally no difference.

That is why I have commenced Operation OH SHIT WADDUP, because our death is imminent, we must live out the remainder of our lives in panic. So oppo, eat, drink, shitpost, and be merry!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:21

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don’t tell us to shit post...

well you told us to shit post

when shit hits the Oppo fan, we know who to blame

extraspecialbitter > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:21

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make oppo cigar lounge again

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:23

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SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:25

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I didn’t miss you

Party-vi > extraspecialbitter 08/08/2016 at 15:25

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Oppo was never Cigar Lounge, and those smokey fuckers are just a mere copy of Oppositelock.

You here me?

A MERE COPY!!!!!!!

*huffs gas*

Party-vi > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:26

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Oppo is not dying. Oppo shall live on.

Spridget > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:26

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What is your stance on Polish shitboxes?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Spridget 08/08/2016 at 15:28

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All shit boxes are created equal, equal being equally shitty

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 08/08/2016 at 15:29

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Figured.

extraspecialbitter > Party-vi 08/08/2016 at 15:30

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Spridget > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:31

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But would you daily one?

S65 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:31

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ARE WE GOING TO DIE?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Spridget 08/08/2016 at 15:36

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I can't think of something with a motor that I wouldn't daily.

Spridget > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 15:37

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You have my entirely worthless support in your failed coup campaign.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > S65 08/08/2016 at 15:40

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No we’re just being sold into slavery. I'm applying for an overseer position.

Mercedes Streeter > Party-vi 08/08/2016 at 15:40

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On Reddit and Facebook. The Oppo virus shall spread!

yamahog > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2016 at 15:54

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Yeaaaaaaa, about that... 0.0% chance of me using Facebook to interact with Oppos I don’t already know.

interstate366, now In The Industry > yamahog 08/08/2016 at 15:57

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Yeah, no Facebook for me.

Mercedes Streeter > yamahog 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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Facebook is a horrible platform for any club with over 50 members...it’s hard to find anything. And Reddit? I haven’t used that in like 6 months...

Party-vi > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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Probably won’t be necessary.

RallyWrench > Spridget 08/08/2016 at 15:58

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FSO 4 LYFE or GTFO

Racin'Jason001 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 16:02

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Well, since you haven’t been around lately, add yourself to the OPPO-map!

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2128…

Chariotoflove > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/08/2016 at 16:02

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Holy shit, that was brilliant! She’s my new hero.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Racin'Jason001 08/08/2016 at 16:10

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Done!

Racin'Jason001 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 08/08/2016 at 16:10

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Great!